10 Things Women Do Better Than Men

Since we didn't have our daily tripe from feminists trying, poorly, to make all men look bad:

10 Things Women Do Better Than Men(Click) (And, no, I didn’t seek this garbage out, it popped up when I was searching for something completely unrelated.)

I’ve listed the idiotic statements with my remarks in parenthesis. For the record, I am referring to FEMINISTIC females.

1. We evolve hotter. (Who cares? Women don’t think about sex remember? Only perverted men do. Sex is NEVER the first or last thing on a woman’s mind, remember? So, why would you want to “evolve” hotter unless you want to be seen as sexy? Which involves sex…you do realize the root word to sexy is S-E-X, don’t you? But, I digress. They base this "fact" on a lie called Evolution...uh, huh. It’s a self-indulgent ego move to counteract the “men age gracefully” phrase feminist hate so much.)

2. We survive car accidents more often. (Funny, I always insist that people in my vehicle wear their seat belts...but hey, I don't count because I'm not a female. I also drive the speed limit, but, eh, no matter.)

3. We’re better at seeking comfort. (What's there for most men to talk about? Everyone knows that feminism is the BIGGEST headache any man can face. I mean EVERYONE knows that, duh! It’s an axiom everyone knows it’s true, so there’s no need to talk about it. And, so good at “seeking comfort” that feminist will murder, or advise other women to murder, their unborn children to obtain said “comfort” after they’ve made the “mistake” of getting pregnant. The book of Job has a fitting name for such people; miserable comforters.)

4. We’re more recession-proof. (It's called Political Correctness; people will get sued if they let a woman go ahead of a man. Again, EVERYONE knows that...oh wait, not the arrogant feminist.)

5. We graduate college more often. (Um...Political Correctness, yet again. It's called Title IX, another "duh" moment.)

6. We eat healthier. (And? Feminist are so self-absorbed they will always complain about something making them look FAT. Even when it's not true. Yeah, I know what that source of some of that fat comes from...their ego. That, or they have Carnival mirrors for eyes…)

7. We have stronger immune systems. (That's not possible according to “experts” of “Women’s Health”. If that were true, why do women have way more money going to "Women's Health" than men? Shouldn’t you have the least amount of funding if you’re so “healthy” because of that “stronger immune system”? That is such a contradiction. And they sight "estrogen" as their superhero...the same estrogen they curse and blame for their emotional woes? Again, another walking talking contradiction from the ever "intelligent" feminist. As for pain? I've had some flesh ripped from my leg when I was younger, kept ear infections as a youth with skull ripping headaches (some of those headaches I still get today, minus the ear infections), had an umbilical hernia (large) removed when I was 9 years old, a dislocated shoulder (5 times), and kidney stones. So, you ain't got nothin' on me when it comes to pain. Those are all unnatural pains; things the body shouldn’t be enduring. Don't give me that claptrap about giving birth either, because that is a natural occurrence. And, if you got a problem with what I said, take it up with Eve, because that "birth pain" is part of the curse (Genesis 3:16). So, again, to the feminist, you got nothin' on me when it comes to pain and pain management. Believe it.)

8. We live longer. (::Sigh::: really? It probably has NOTHING to do with the fact that women have way more health care options available to them than men. Ever seen a “Men’s First” clinic or a “MIC” (Men, Infant, and Children) program? Yeah, I didn’t think so.)

9. We’re better managers, especially in this economy. (I’ve been called a “motivator” and “encourager”, but I guess I have to turn in my official “Motivator/Encourager Card” since I’m not a female. Gosh darn it.)

10. We invest better. (Hm, I’m cautious with a lot of things, particularly money, but as a man, I’m called a “wuss” for taking a “careful approach” to things…but if I was a feminist female, I’d be a “genius”? Funny, how that works.)

Yet, again, this feministic tripe was brought to you by the feministic ego. Yeah, I know you don’t hear about it much, as society likes to focus exclusively on the “male ego”. The feministic ego is self-absorbed, narcissistic, arrogant, pompous, and idiotic on levels unseen by humanity. All in the attempt to boost themselves up to make themselves feel better about their own gender. And to propagate the lie that women don’t need men. Ahem…once again I refer you back to God’s Word (Genesis 2:18, 1 Corinthians 11:7b, 1 Corinthians 11:9). But, the bottom line; men and women need each other…period. Get over it.

Funny, I never felt the need to make stuff up (I really don’t put much stock in what “experts” at LibProg controlled colleges or universities have to say about anything)  to tear down females to feel comfortable about being male. But, hey, that’s just me…I’m not a feminist.

Also, don’t give me that “this article was just being light-hearted” nonsense either. History of humanity has shown that when people want to get their self-appointed “truth” across…they try to make it “funny”.

I also find it hilarious that the author of that post chose all “skinny chick” photos to push her balderdash! Clearly, she’s a fat bigot.

To the feminist, more words from the book you probably hate…the Bible:

First a tip: “A wise woman builds her home, but a foolish woman tears it down with her own hands. “ ~Proverbs 14:1

Now, what a feminist can NEVER be:

Proverbs 31:10-31

A Wife of Noble Character

 10 Who can find a virtuous and capable wife?
      She is more precious than rubies.
 11 Her husband can trust her,
      and she will greatly enrich his life.
 12 She brings him good, not harm,
      all the days of her life.

 13 She finds wool and flax
      and busily spins it.
 14 She is like a merchant’s ship,
      bringing her food from afar.
 15 She gets up before dawn to prepare breakfast for her household
      and plan the day’s work for her servant girls.

 16 She goes to inspect a field and buys it;
      with her earnings she plants a vineyard.
 17 She is energetic and strong,
      a hard worker.
 18 She makes sure her dealings are profitable;
      her lamp burns late into the night.

 19 Her hands are busy spinning thread,
      her fingers twisting fiber.
 20 She extends a helping hand to the poor
      and opens her arms to the needy.
 21 She has no fear of winter for her household,
      for everyone has warm clothes.

 22 She makes her own bedspreads.
      She dresses in fine linen and purple gowns.
 23 Her husband is well known at the city gates,
      where he sits with the other civic leaders.
 24 She makes belted linen garments
      and sashes to sell to the merchants.

 25 She is clothed with strength and dignity,
      and she laughs without fear of the future.
 26 When she speaks, her words are wise,
      and she gives instructions with kindness.
 27 She carefully watches everything in her household
      and suffers nothing from laziness.

 28 Her children stand and bless her.
      Her husband praises her:
 29 “There are many virtuous and capable women in the world,
      but you surpass them all!”

 30 Charm is deceptive, and beauty does not last;
      but a woman who fears the Lord will be greatly praised.
 31 Reward her for all she has done.
      Let her deeds publicly declare her praise.

How do I know a feminist can NEVER meet that standard? Because the feminist will be ticked off at all the “feminine” things listed in that scripture. Totally missing the VIRTUES God was talking about.

Any way, I’m done.

In Christ, for Christ,
ComissionerG